I’m going down the rabbit hole this week, dedicated readers. I’ve pledged to read every post, every link, every article that my friend John points me to over the course of seven days. You guys don’t know John, so here’s the thing: he’s way more plugged in than any of us on what’s really going on in the world and he’s pointing me to a lot of stuff. Oh, and his brain is about ten million times bigger than the biggest brain you can think of. So stay tuned. I’ll be filling you all in on everything I’ve learned next week. If you don’t hear from me by next Monday, send someone down this hole after me. Please.
(I can’t help but think that this will all end with me relocating to the small island off of Spain that John told me about where we’re safe from the New World Order. But I can’t remember the name of the island. And I can’t remember if it’s where we’re safe from the NWO or where the NWO is headquartered. Truth be told, I’m not 100% clear on whether I should be for or against the New World Order. Fuck. Probably shouldn’t go there until I figure that out. Clearly, I have a lot to learn.)