Apparently, there’s a picture floating around of North Korea’s young dictator in his war room with all of his buddies (many of them wearing some quite fetching hats) and they’re going over a large map, spread across an even larger table, which details specific military targets within the U.S. Exciting news! Austin’s a target! Which is really only exciting because it’s opened the door to all sorts of hilarious tweets (#WhyAustin) about the reasoning behind this nuclear shade being thrown by KJU at our little “People’s Republic of Austin.” I know, I know, everyone’s busy today with Easter egg dying and last minute Peeps buying and the like, but do yourselves a favor and follow this link. It’s good for a chuckle or two.