“To my creditors –
Please don’t bother sending bills.
I have no money.”
– Elisabet Ney, Sculptor
UPDATE: Guys, this was simply an amusing quote I saw on a sign at the Elisabet Ney Museum (which sits on a lovely parcel of land just across from the casita I lived in last summer). No need to start a collection in my name, I promise. (Unless you want to.) Sometimes a haiku is just a haiku.
No money, but look what she left behind for the rest of us: