Mrs. Johnny Rocket Day.

Me: (Looking at grocery list) Why does it say “roasting hen?”

MJR: Because that’s what we need, a hen for roasting.

Me: But I told you I wanted to learn how to roast a chicken.

MJR: (Uncomfortable silence) A hen is a chicken.

Me: (Uncomfortable-er silence) It’s not a duck?

MJR: Whose child are you?

Happy Mother’s Day, Mrs. Johnny Rocket! Babs. Mom. Still teaching me things after all of these years.


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