MJR: (Reading the newspaper) Oh, this weekend was the Windsor Zucchini Festival. We should have gone.
Me: I don’t know what that is.
MJR: Sure you do. It’s been around for thirty years. We probably took you when you were little and you just don’t remember.
Me: If it’s been around for thirty years then I was already 12 when it started. I would remember.
MJR: (Audible sigh) I keep forgetting you’re so old.