MJR: You know what your father said when I told him I was pregnant with you.
Me: Remind me.
MJR: He said, “Sorry about that.”
Me: What’s the next thing he said?
MJR: “I’m gonna be in trouble now, aren’t I?”
Me: What did you say?
MJR: I told him I wasn’t going on vacation with him again. We went on four vacations and we had four children.* No way.
*1.Disneyland, California (Michael), 2.Honolulu, Hawaii (Jenny), 3.Key West, Florida (Keith), 4.Cross Country Road Trip, with a fated stopover in Tucumcari, New Mexico (Yours Truly).