MJR: You know you were terrible at keeping secrets when you were a kid.
Me: Yes, I know.
MJR: No, really. Everyone knew if they told you something you’d tell the world, so we lied to you on purpose.
Me: Yes, I’ve heard the story about the time you bought Dad a computer and I told him it was a refrigerator.
MJR: There were many instances. You weren’t to be trusted.
And that’s a wrap.
Until next year, Happy Mrs. Johnny Rocket Day!